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urban dictionary b/c who cares
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1. What's your name?
slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual.
she drives me crazy, shes such an Emily.
2. How old are you?
The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you're 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*
HER: *SLAP*
(I'm almost 14 so... also is this true omfg)
3. Who is one of your friends?
A girl who is known for being beautiful both inside and out. Usually on the shy side, they can come off as boring. However, once a Charlotte opens up, she is charming, kind, intelligent and funny. Usually have great smiles. The girl that all the guys are secretly in love with. Charlottes are fun-loving and enjoy being around people. Loves to party but is very chill, most Charlottes are not wild and crazy. They have a good sense of the world around them and love their family and friends. Anybody would be lucky to have a Charlotte in their life.
Guy 1: Yo, man, that girl is a Charlotte.
Guy 2: Damn, your right, I wish she would notice me.
Guy 2: Damn, your right, I wish she would notice me.
(very true)
4. What should you be doing?
Actually means "something," but is used when you don't feel like explaining.
Hey, whatcha doin'?
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.
5. What's your favorite color?
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
6. What's your birthplace?
Small town in southern Minnesota with about 25,000 people. Named after Princess Owatonna
The Owatonna Huskies are the state champs at wrestling. (liiiiiiiiiiiiies)
Waseca is an tiny sized town in Minnesota with a lot of skanks. If your looking for drama this is the place to find it. If you want drugs this is the perfect place, but the schools are pretty well educated(: ironic huh.
Let's go to waseca and pick-up some hoe's.
Man, Waseca has waaay to much drama. (actual town I've been living in all my life)
Man, Waseca has waaay to much drama. (actual town I've been living in all my life)
7. What month were you born in?
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.
and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October.
8. Who is the last person you talked to?
only one word can describe her
FLY
FLY
"damn look at her, shes a kenzie!" (omg)
9. What is one of your nicknames? i'm gonna do all of them
1. A typically short girl, who makes up for her lack of height with her extreme beauty, hilarious sense of humour and outgoing nature.
2. Another word for a somewhat violent and openly bitchy girl who hates many people, but for good reasons, and is not afraid to voice her opinions.
3. Term used for a girl desired by many, but remains faithful to her one true love, even when he treats her like shit
4. Rare term used for someone holding a large grudge against a few certain others for obvious reasons, and would like to hurt them in various ways. See freya, hannah,sarah
2. Another word for a somewhat violent and openly bitchy girl who hates many people, but for good reasons, and is not afraid to voice her opinions.
3. Term used for a girl desired by many, but remains faithful to her one true love, even when he treats her like shit
4. Rare term used for someone holding a large grudge against a few certain others for obvious reasons, and would like to hurt them in various ways. See freya, hannah,sarah
1. Wow, I wish I could be like her, she's really em
2. She's got some guts, I would love to be as em as her, but I'm too scared.
3. Maria: I don't know how she puts up with it!
Hinvid: Well, she's an em I guess...
4. Oh my god, we need to avoid her, she's really em at us, we'll end up in hospital! (1 and 2 are true- I'm short and I'm a bitch haha)
2. She's got some guts, I would love to be as em as her, but I'm too scared.
3. Maria: I don't know how she puts up with it!
Hinvid: Well, she's an em I guess...
4. Oh my god, we need to avoid her, she's really em at us, we'll end up in hospital! (1 and 2 are true- I'm short and I'm a bitch haha)
an often young, but not exclusively, male who's so inexperienced or so underendowed that his thrusting pace during sexual intercourse mimics that of a rabbit's during intercourse
that guy i met off okcupid was a total bunny, he was fucking so fast i thought he was trying to start a fire (OMFG maybe people shouldn't call me bunny anymore)
a particularly short person
"that shortstack cooks might good" (yes)
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learn stuff about me my dear friends
4 min read
ヽ(๏∀๏ )ﾉ
You are sometimes...
[x] annoying
[x] talkative
[x] shy
[x] sweet
[x] funny
[x] mysterious
[x] serious
[x] bubbly
[ ] spazzy
[x] paranoid
[x] fun-loving
[x] laid back
[ ] strict
[ ] hyper
[x] nervous
[x] weird
You're mostly labeled as?
[ ] goth
[ ] emo
[ ] prep
[//] punk
[ ] hippie
[x] nerd
[ ] ditsy
[ ] hyper
[x] happy
A typical friday night...
[x] mall with your friends
Online, you use:
[x] : )
[x] lol
[x] sup
[x] : D
[x] lmao
[ ] stfu
[ ] ty
[ ] j/k
[x] <3
[ ] ttyl
[ ] g2g
[ ] xD
[ ] ^^
[ ] T_T
[ ] x_x
[ ] ^_^
[ ] o_O
[ ] TOT
[ ] tall
[ ] in between
[xxxxxxxxxxxx] short
--
[ ] blonde
[] redheaded
[x] brunette
[ ] black-haired
--
[ ] blue-eyed
[x] brown-eyed
[] green-eyed
[ ] hazel eyed
[ ] gold eyed
[ ] grey eyed
[ ] in between
[xxxxxxxxxxxx] short
--
[ ] blonde
[] redheaded
[x] brunette
[ ] black-haired
--
[ ] blue-eyed
[x] brown-eyed
[] green-eyed
[ ] hazel eyed
[ ] gold eyed
[ ] grey eyed
[ ] black-eyed
[x] with glasses
[ ] with contacts
--
[x] with braces
[ ] with freckles
[x] with piercings
[ ] with tattoos
[//] and have long hair
[ ] and have short hair
[//] and have mid-length hair
Your favorite color(s) are?
[ ] red
[ ] pink
[x] yellow
[ ] black
[x] green
[x] blue
[ ] gold
[ ] white
[ ] silver
[x] purple
[ ] brown
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] orange
[x] indigo
Some things you've done/played include...
[x] soccer
[ ] cheer-leading
[xxxxx] dancing
[ ] lacrosse
[ ] field hockey
[x] hockey
[x] with glasses
[ ] with contacts
--
[x] with braces
[ ] with freckles
[x] with piercings
[ ] with tattoos
[//] and have long hair
[ ] and have short hair
[//] and have mid-length hair
Your favorite color(s) are?
[ ] red
[ ] pink
[x] yellow
[ ] black
[x] green
[x] blue
[ ] gold
[ ] white
[ ] silver
[x] purple
[ ] brown
[xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] orange
[x] indigo
Some things you've done/played include...
[x] soccer
[ ] cheer-leading
[xxxxx] dancing
[ ] lacrosse
[ ] field hockey
[x] hockey
[xxxxxx] volleyball
[x] football
[x] softball
[ ] wrestling
[x] gymnastics
[xxxxx] track/cross country
[ ] basketball
[x] baseball
[ ] golf
[x] chess
[x] playing in the mud
[x] playing music
[x] hiking
[ ] kayaking
[x] camping
[x] horseback riding
[ ] marching band
[x] football
[x] softball
[ ] wrestling
[x] gymnastics
[xxxxx] track/cross country
[ ] basketball
[x] baseball
[ ] golf
[x] chess
[x] playing in the mud
[x] playing music
[x] hiking
[ ] kayaking
[x] camping
[x] horseback riding
[ ] marching band
You are sometimes...
[x] annoying
[x] talkative
[x] shy
[x] sweet
[x] funny
[x] mysterious
[x] serious
[x] bubbly
[ ] spazzy
[x] paranoid
[x] fun-loving
[x] laid back
[ ] strict
[ ] hyper
[x] nervous
[x] weird
(i have a lot of personalities idk)
The music you like is?
[/] rap
[x] rock
[x] pop
[/] country
[x] hip hop
[ ] r&b
[x] slow jams
[ ] Christian
[x] classical
[/] rap
[x] rock
[x] pop
[/] country
[x] hip hop
[ ] r&b
[x] slow jams
[ ] Christian
[x] classical
[xxxxxxx] Alternate
[x] techno
[x] techno
[x] Dubstep
[x] Oldies
[xxxxxx] the 80s
[x] Punk
[x] Oldies
[xxxxxx] the 80s
[x] Punk
[ ] Jazz
[xxxxx] Metal
[xxxxx] Metal
[x] Reggae
[ ] Goth (wtf is this? there is no goth music type)
[ ] Latin
[xxxxxxx] 90's Grunge
[ ] musicals
The pets you have are?
[ ] cat (gimme)
[x] dog
[ ] lizard (gimme)
[ ] snake
[ ] ferret
[ ] spider
[ ] rabbit
[x] fish
[xxxxxxx] bird
[x] hamster
[x] little sister
[ ] other
[ ] Goth (wtf is this? there is no goth music type)
[ ] Latin
[xxxxxxx] 90's Grunge
[ ] musicals
The pets you have are?
[ ] cat (gimme)
[x] dog
[ ] lizard (gimme)
[ ] snake
[ ] ferret
[ ] spider
[ ] rabbit
[x] fish
[xxxxxxx] bird
[x] hamster
[x] little sister
[ ] other
You're mostly labeled as?
[ ] goth
[ ] emo
[ ] prep
[//] punk
[ ] hippie
[x] nerd
[ ] ditsy
[ ] hyper
[x] happy
[x] Hipster
[x] everything
[ ] nothing
[x] I have no idea
You eat?
[ ] dessert every night
[ ] no meat
[x] diet stuff
[x] healthy foods
[x] junk foods
[x] a lot of carbs
[ ] ice cream
[x] lots of meat
[x] salad
[ ] seafood
[ ] exotic dishes ( don't have a lot of opportunities for it)
[x] everything
[ ] nothing
[x] I have no idea
You eat?
[ ] dessert every night
[ ] no meat
[x] diet stuff
[x] a lot of carbs
[ ] ice cream
[x] lots of meat
[x] salad
[ ] seafood
[ ] exotic dishes ( don't have a lot of opportunities for it)
A typical friday night...
[x] mall with your friends
[x] partying (basiclly me and my friends patying with eachother XDD)
[ ] doing my homework
[x] watching movies
[ ] going to the club
[x] staying home
[x] playing videogames
[x] babysitting and getting $$
[x] hanging out w/ my friends
[x] hanging out w/ your boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] working while your friends are out having fun
Currently you are...
[x] in a relationship
[ ] single
[ ] crushing
[ ] single and looking for someone
[ ] just broke up
[ ] Married
[ ] doing my homework
[x] watching movies
[ ] going to the club
[x] staying home
[x] playing videogames
[x] babysitting and getting $$
[x] hanging out w/ my friends
[x] hanging out w/ your boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] working while your friends are out having fun
Currently you are...
[x] in a relationship
[ ] single
[ ] crushing
[ ] single and looking for someone
[ ] just broke up
[ ] Married
Online, you use:
[x] : )
[x] lol
[x] sup
[x] : D
[x] lmao
[ ] stfu
[ ] ty
[ ] j/k
[x] <3
[ ] ttyl
[ ] g2g
[ ] xD
[ ] ^^
[ ] T_T
[ ] x_x
[ ] ^_^
[ ] o_O
[ ] TOT
goodbye friends I am gone
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everybody!!!!
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so school is out! I'm very happy about that even though the year went by really fast and I had really great teachers
I'll try really hard to upload new stuff, but I have very limited access to scanners or cameras so I'm going to cross my fingers!
also, I feel like a rebellious lil' turd and I'm gonna dye my hair purple or lilac
my mom threatened to kick my ass if I did and ground me but #swaggyyolo
I'm gonna try to get my dear friend Flippypeace to help, because she is pretty much a bleaching and dying expert at this point ok
I'm pretty active on tumblr so you can scoot over there- pokeyscorpions.tumblr.com and my instagram has more of photos too (theburtnamedemily or tdi2789 on there)
so bye for now, dears!
-emily
I'll try really hard to upload new stuff, but I have very limited access to scanners or cameras so I'm going to cross my fingers!
also, I feel like a rebellious lil' turd and I'm gonna dye my hair purple or lilac
my mom threatened to kick my ass if I did and ground me but #swaggyyolo
I'm gonna try to get my dear friend Flippypeace to help, because she is pretty much a bleaching and dying expert at this point ok
I'm pretty active on tumblr so you can scoot over there- pokeyscorpions.tumblr.com and my instagram has more of photos too (theburtnamedemily or tdi2789 on there)
so bye for now, dears!
-emily
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wheeezes
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